Scary Monsters Of Horror

"Scary Monsters Of Horror" }} }} Short: "New Experiences With Beary Nice And Hot Dog Person: Sexy Bodies" Written and Storyboarded by:   Ryan Kramer Jason Reicher Story by:   Pete Browngardt Audie Harrison

SynopsisEdit

Uncle Grandpa And Friends Is Too Scared For A Scary Monsters Of Horror.

Character AppearencesEdit

• Uncle Grandpa
• Belly Bag
• Pizza Steve
• Mr. Gus
• Tiny Miracle
• Giant Realistic Flying Tiger
• Shark
• Monster

TranscriptEdit

At The UG RVEdit

Uncle Grandpa: (Sighs) What A Wonderful Day For The UG RV. Time To Watch A TV.

TV: Are You Ready For A Scariest Thing Ever?

Uncle Grandpa: Yes.

TV: Now You Can Visit A Scary House And SCARY MONSTERS OF HORROR!!!

Uncle Grandpa: (Gasps) HOLY CRAP!!! IT IS A SCARY MONSTERS OF HORROR!

TV: Of Course, It's A Scary One. GO OR VISIT ONLINE AT WWW.SCARYHOUSE.COM!!!!!

Uncle Grandpa: OH BOY, OH BOY, OH BOY!!! GUYS GUYS!!! The Scary Monsters Of Horror Is Gonna Be Here At 7pm!!!

Mr. Gus: (Gasps) WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?

Uncle Grandpa: I'm Talking About The World's Scariest Thing I Ever Restored. Me, Mr. Gus And Pizza Steve.

Pizza Steve: (Sighs) Always Getting Greasy In Here.

Uncle Grandpa: You Know What, I Think I Better Smoke The Cigarettes.

(Uncle Grandpa Smokes The Cigarettes)

Uncle Grandpa: So Tell Me, What Do You Think Is Wrong With Me?

Mr. Gus: I Think That's My Job, Uncle Grandpa.

(Uncle Grandpa Spits The Cigarettes Out)

Uncle Grandpa: (Gasps) MR. GUS IS A JOB!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT MEANS, MR. GUS?!?

Mr. Gus: I'll Be Going To Work Somehow.

Uncle Grandpa: I Guess I Got No Choice. He Had A Damn Of The Hole Of Survival.

Pizza Steve: Don't Worry, Uncle G! Let's Go To The Scary Monsters Of Horror!

Uncle Grandpa: YEAH! Let's Go To The Website. Let's See Here... www.scaryhouse.com. There. (Gasps) SCARY MONSTERS OF HORROR!! YOU'RE RIGHT, PIZZA STEVE! WE ARE GOING TO THE SCARY MONSTERS OF HORROR!!!!

Pizza Steve: OH YEAH, SON!!

GRFT's RoomEdit

Uncle Grandpa: Hey, Giant Realistic Flying Tiger, Are You Ready For Visiting A Scary Monsters Of Horror?

GRFT: (Roars)

Uncle Grandpa: Now That's What I'm Talking About, Tiger.

At The UG RVEdit

Uncle Grandpa: Hey, Tiny Miracle, Are You Ready For Visiting A Scary Monsters Of Horror?

Tiny Miracle: You Bet It Is, Uncle Grandpa!

Uncle Grandpa: ALL RIGHT!!!! LET'S GO TO THE SCARY MONSTERS OF HORROR IN THE SCARY HOUSE TOGETHER!!!!! Belly Bag, Are You Ready?

Belly Bag: You Bet It Is, Uncle Grandpa!

Uncle Grandpa: Alrighty Then, Let's Go To The Scary House!

In The Scary HouseEdit

Uncle Grandpa: Wow, So Much Damaged.

Pizza Steve: Yeah, Uncle G. Things Getting A Little Weird Around Here.

Uncle Grandpa: Well, Why Don't You Try To Being Kind.

Pizza Steve: Being Kind?

Uncle Grandpa: Being Kind.

Pizza Steve: Uncle G, Are You Sure?

Uncle Grandpa: No, Pizza Steve, Are You Sure, Sure Sure Sure Sure Ya Sure?

Pizza Steve: I'm Sure!

Belly Bag: I THINK SCARY MONSTERS OF HORROR IS ON THE CASE, YOU CRAZY SON OF A BITCH!!!

Uncle Grandpa: Wow. Brilliant.

In The Scary Monsters Of HorrorEdit

Belly Bag: Oh My God, Uncle Grandpa! What The Fuck Is That?!?

Uncle Grandpa: I Don't Know, Belly Bag. I Don't Think It's Really Weird Right About Now.

Belly Bag: Right About Now? For WHAT?!?

Uncle Grandpa: For That Scary Monsters Of Horror?

Tiny Miracle: But What About The Sharks?!?

Uncle Grandpa: Nah, I'm Sure It's Getting NUTS!!!

Shark: (Roars)

Uncle Grandpa, Pizza Steve, Belly Bag, GRFT And Tiny Miracle: AAAAHHHH!!!!

(Uncle Grandpa, Pizza Steve, Belly Bag, GRFT And Tiny Miracle Runs Off)

Shark: I'LL FIND YOU ALRIGHT!!!! (ROARS)

Uncle Grandpa: I Think We Lost Em.

(Monster Attacks Men And Sees Uncle Grandpa And Friends And Drops The Men)

Monster: I'll Never Get In Eyeball.

Uncle Grandpa: HOLY SHIT!!!

Monster: You Have Been Chasing For A Wrong Monster And When You Laughed At Me, Uncle Grandpa! You Can Run, You Can Hide And I'm Not Gonna Ask Your Belly And Not Trying To STOP!

(Monster Eyes Are Red)

Monster: If I Don't Stop... I'll Never Give Up. I Never Let The Bitches Yet!

(Monster Haves A Sharpen Hands)

Monster: Those Bastards Are Lips In MY Fingers!!!

Uncle Grandpa: (Gulps Nervously)

Monster: I'll Get You, Uncle Grandpa. I'm Gonna...

(Monster Breaks His Arms Off)

Monster: BREAK You. When I Through With You... Don't Even More That You Really Are A FAGGOT'S TEAM!!! That's Right!! FUNNY POINT!! I'LL FIND YOU!!! AND YOU DON'T KNOW HAVE WHAT IT TAKES... AAAAWWW..... WEEEEEEKEEEEEEEEEEEEND-AH!!!!!!!! I'LL FIND YOU!!!!!

Uncle Grandpa: Oh No!

Belly Bag: What Are We Gonna Do? What Are We Gonna Do?

Uncle Grandpa: I REALLY DON'T KNOW!

(Monster Pokes Uncle Grandpa And Friends)

Uncle Grandpa, Belly Bag, Pizza Steve, GRFT And Tiny Miracle: AAAHHH!!!

Monster: I'LL FIND YOU!!!! I'LL FIND YOU!!!! I'LL FIND YOU!!!! I'LL FIND YOU!!!! I'LL FIIIND YOOOOOOU!!!! I'LL FIIIIIIIND YOOOOOOOOOOOOU!!!!! I'LL FIND YOU!!!! I'LL FIIIIND YOOOOU!!!! I'LL FIND YOU, I'LL FIND YOU, I'LL FIND YOU,I'LL FIND YOOOOU!!!! I'LL FIIIND YOOOOOOU!!!! I'LL FIIIIIIIND YOOOOOOOOOOOOU!!!!! Hmm... Still Late? I Better Call The Misses. (Walks Away)

Uncle Grandpa: Oh, Thank God!

Pizza Steve: Oh, Thank Jesus!

Mr. Gus: WHAT THE FUCK?!?

Pizza Steve: Hey There, Big G.

Uncle Grandpa: We're So Worried About You.

Mr. Gus: FINE!

Monster: There You Are!

Uncle Grandpa, Pizza Steve, Mr. Gus, GRFT And Tiny Miracle: AAAAHHH!!!!

(Uncle Grandpa, Pizza Steve, Mr. Gus, GRFT And Tiny Miracle Runs Off)

Monster: Wow! That Was Too Scary.

At The UG RVEdit

Uncle Grandpa: That Was The Amazing Trip And Horrifying Trip For All Mankind. Wasn't It?

Belly Bag: Yeah!

Pizza Steve: Yeah!

GRFT: (Roars)

Tiny Miracle: Yeah!

Mr. Gus: Whatever You Do, I Can Drink It All By Myse- WHOA!!! WHAT?!?

(Monster Sliced Mr. Gus Neck And Splattered By Blood And Died)

Uncle Grandpa: What A Weirdo.

(Cuts To Black, Offscreen)

Uncle Grandpa, Belly Bag, Pizza Steve, GRFT And Tiny Miracle: AAAHH!!!

(Splattered Sounds)

IntermissionEdit

Uncle Grandpa: (Raspberries)

(Uncle Grandpa's Tongue Is Out And Splattered By Blood)

Uncle Grandpa: AAHH!!!

New Experiences With Beary Nice And Hot Dog Person: Sexy BodiesEdit

Announcer: New Experiences With Beary Nice.

Beary Nice: That's Me.

Announcer: And Hot Dog Person.

Hot Dog Person: That's Me.

Beary Nice: Wow! I Love Having A Sex Party.

(Men And Women Is Having Sex)

Beary Nice: So, Hot Dog Person, Are You Ready For Having Sex For A Beary First Time?

Hot Dog Person: Oh... I DON'T KNOW HOW, BEARY!! I... (Gasps)

Beary Nice: Come On, You Will Love Having Sex.

(Beary Nice And Hot Dog Person Is Having Sex)

Beary Nice: Oooh, Aahhh, Oh Golly! Uhhh...

Hot Dog Person: What The Fuck?!?

Beary Nice: You Like It?

Hot Dog Person: Uhhhh... No.

Lily: Wow, Look! A Hot Dog! It's Time To Having Sex!

(Lily Takes Hot Dog Person)

Hot Dog Person: WAH!

(Lily Is Putting Hot Dog Person On His Vagina)

Lily: Oh Yeah, That Hits The Spot. Ooooh... Uhhh...

Hot Dog Person: WHOA! AAH!!! OOOH!! AAH!!! OOOH!! AAH!!! OOOH!!

Lily: Aw Yeah, That Feels Nice.

(Lily Is Putting Hot Dog Person On His Butt)

Lily: Oh Yeah. Mmm-hmm?

Hot Dog Person: WHOA! AAH!!! OOOH!! AAH!!! OOOH!! AAH!! OOOH!! (Pant, Pant, Pant)

Lily: And I Can Eat By Myself.

Hot Dog Person: Oh No!

(Lily Eats Hot Dog Person)

Lily: (Burps) Wow.

Beary Nice: So, Sexy Hot Dog Person, Do You Like Fuck The Girly.

Hot Dog Person: (Sighs) Nope.