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Uncle Grandpa's Adult Party Cartoon Lily's Acid Title Card
Short: "Smoking Weed"
Written and Storyboarded by:
  Ryan Kramer
Story by:
  Kelsy Abbott
Audie Harrison
Pete Browngardt


Lily Is Having A Acid. He Got A Crazy Things In All That. Uncle Grandpa Gives Lily A Cigar.

Character AppearencesEdit

  • Uncle Grandpa
  • Belly Bag
  • Pizza Steve
  • Mr. Gus
  • Giant Realistic Flying Tiger
  • Lily


Mr. Gus: Uncle Grandpa, Did You Give A Cigar?

Uncle Grandpa: Yeah, Mr. Gus. I Know What I Must Do. There You Go, Mr. Gus.

Mr. Gus: Thanks.

(Mr. Gus Is Smoking A Cigar)

Mr. Gus: Did You Get A Surprise, Pizza Steve?

Pizza Steve: Surprise? What Do You Mean Surprise?

Mr. Gus: GO GET IT!!!

Pizza Steve: Hey, Mr. Gus! I Got A Surprise For You.

(Pizza Steve Opens A Nude Museum Gallery)


Pizza Steve: (Laughs) I Think I Really Have A Surprise, Mr. Gus. But Pizza Steve Wins! Not Sure One Of Those Assholes.

Mr. Gus: Hmm! I Cheated For The Reasons Why For Those Jack-asses.

Pizza Steve: What?!? (Laughs) NO.. Way! Pizza Steve Got The Family Network. Also On With Spikes! (Laughs)

Mr. Gus: I Told Ya It Was A Family Network.

GRFT: (Roars)

Uncle Grandpa: Well, That Will Be Explains A Lot, Tiger.

Lily (Offscreen): AAAHHH!!!!!

Pizza Steve: HOLY CRAP!!!

Mr. Gus: What The Hell Is THAT?!?

GRFT: (Roars)

Uncle Grandpa: I Don't Know, Guys! That Little Girl Is Shrieks In Horror! Or I'll Be Joking To Death!

(Uncle Grandpa Grabs A Neck And Squeeze Hard And Sprays Blood And Died)

Mr. Gus: UNCLE GRANDPA!!! Oh No! What Are We Gonna Do Now, Pizza Steve?

Pizza Steve: Don't Worry, Pizza Steve Got This!

(Uncle Grandpa's Neck Is All Taped Up)

Uncle Grandpa: Wow! My Neck. I'm Feeling Much Better. Thanks, Pizza Steve!

Pizza Steve: Anytime, Uncle G.

Lily (Offscreen): AAAHHH!!!!


Mr. Gus: Grrrrrr!!!!! DON'T WORRY, LILY! I'LL RESCUE YOU!!!

Lily's HouseEdit


Uncle Grandpa: Don't Worry, Uncle Grandpa Knows What To Do!

Belly Bag: You Know What? You Monster Are Going To Hell!

Uncle Grandpa: Aw, FUCK Yeah!

(Uncle Grandpa Shoots The Gun At Monster)

Lily: Wow, Uncle Grandpa! You Did It! You Defeated The Monster.

Uncle Grandpa: Yeah, Most Certainly. Why Don't You Take A Cigar?

Lily: A Cigar, Eh?

Uncle Grandpa: Of Course! Just Put The Mouth On Your Cigar And Blow.

GRFT: (Roars)

Lily: Uhhh... Okay. I Can Smoke.

(Lily Is Smoking A Cigar)

Lily: (Coughs) Oh Man! What Is That Thing?

Uncle Grandpa: A Cigars. Probably The Same.

Mr. Gus: Yeah, Lily! It's Fun!

Lily: Wow! It Is FUN! I Love That Cigar!

Uncle Grandpa: That's The Spirit, Lily!

(Lily Is Smoking A Cigar 2 Times)

Lily: (Laughs)

Uncle Grandpa: Say Lily, Are You Ready To Drink The Alcohol? (Sing-a-song Voice) It's So Gooood!

Lily: Oh Boy! What Is It?

Uncle Grandpa: It's A Bottle Of Alcohol.

Mr. Gus: Yeah, Lily! It's Fun!

Lily: Wow! It Is FUN! I Loooove Alcohol!

(Lily Drinks Alcohol, Lily Makes A Head Dizzy)

Lily: Uhhh, Man! I'm Feeling Dizzy! Ooohh...

Uncle Grandpa: Awww, What's The Matter, Lily? Are You Feeling Okay?

Lily: I'm... Feeling So Crazy.

Uncle Grandpa: Are You Crazy?

Acid TripEdit

Uncle Grandpa: (Scary Voice) What Do You Mean Crazy?

Mr. Gus: (Low Voice) Bahahahamaaaalllaaaaaa...

Pizza Steve: (Raspberry)


(Random Acid In 3 Minutes)

Captain Weird: ARRGH!!!

(Captain Weird's Hook Gets The Lily's Clothes Off, Lily Is Naked And Falls Off The Ground)

Lily: AAHH!!!! Oof!

(Uncle Grandpa Face At The Sunshine)

Uncle Grandpa: Hey, Lily!

Lily: Uhh, Uncle Grandpa, Is That You?

Uncle Grandpa: Yeah, Lily. I Told Ya It Was An Acid. Well, Why Don't You Learn About Something Very Weird?

Lily: Because All The Acid Trip Is So Very Weird And Very Strange. And I Hope Your Learning Your Acid.

Uncle Grandpa: Yup, I Hope To Teach Your Girl A Lesson. Would You Signed A List?

(Lily Writes The List From Uncle Grandpa The Sunshine)

Uncle Grandpa: Now The Acid Are Gone.

Lily's HouseEdit

Lily: Aww, Where Am I?

Uncle Grandpa: Lily, You Look Like A Weirdest Dream. I Told Ya It Was A Cigar And Alcohol.

Lily: Wow. That... Was... AMAZING!!! Thanks, Uncle Grandpa!

Uncle Grandpa: Anytime, Lily, Anytime. So Long, Lily!

Lily: Good-bye, Uncle Grandpa, Belly Bag, Pizza Steve And Mr. Gus! Boy, I'm Glad That's All Over Of This Shit.

(Lily Is Smoking A Cigar And Drinks Alcohol And Making Head Dizzy Again)

Lily: Uhhh, Here It Comes Again. Uhhh...

(Lily Faints)

(Captain Weird Is Staring The Background)

Captain Weird: ARRGH!!!


(Lily And Uncle Grandpa Got Sex)

Lily: Uhh, Uhh... Uhh.. Oh Yeah! That Was Fucking Awesome!

Uncle Grandpa: Yeah, That Was Fucking Awesome, Lily!

Lily: Ohh, Uncle Grandpa!

Lily And Uncle Grandpa: Huh?!?

Uncle Grandpa: Hey, What Are You Looking At?

Smoking WeedEdit

Uncle Grandpa: Hey, Pizza Steve! Are You Ready To Smoking Some Weed?

Pizza Steve: Oh, Fuck Yeah, Uncle G! Pizza Steve Can Smoke Some Weed!

Uncle Grandpa: It's All Yours, Buddy.

(Pizza Steve Is Smoking Some Weed)

Pizza Steve: (Coughs) Ohhh, Man!

Uncle Grandpa: Pizza Steve, Are You Okay?

Pizza Steve: Yeah, I Am Really Fine!

Mr. Gus: What The Hell Are You Doing Here, Uncle Grandpa?

Uncle Grandpa: Mr. Gus, Pizza Steve And I Are Smoking Some Weed. Wanna Try Some?

Mr. Gus: Actually, No.

Uncle Grandpa And Pizza Steve: Please, Mr. Gus?

Mr. Gus: (Sighs) Fine.

(Mr. Gus Is Smoking Some Weed)

Mr. Gus: (Coughs) Mmmm... This Is Pretty Good!

Uncle Grandpa: It's A Better Ways To Deal With This Crap, Mr. Gus. There's Nothing Like You, Motherfucker. This Is Fucking Great, Mr. Gus!

Mr. Gus: Aww, YEAH! Let's Smoking Some Weed!

Uncle Grandpa, Pizza Steve And Mr. Gus: Yeah!

Uncle Grandpa: You Know, Guys. That's A Better Ways To Smoke Your Weed.

(Uncle Grandpa, Pizza Steve And Mr. Gus Is Smoking A Weed)