"Human Gus"
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Synopsis[]
Mr. Gus Is A Human Right Now And Having A Real Boy Adventures.
Character Appearances[]
- Uncle Grandpa
- Belly Bag
- Mr. Gus
- Pizza Steve
- Giant Realistic Flying Tiger
Trivia[]
- "I Have The Power!" This Is A Quotes From He-Man And The Masters Of The Universe On Filmation Show.
Transcript[]
Opening[]
(Uncle Grandpa Head Zooms In)
Uncle Grandpa: I Think I Stepped On The Ceiling.
(Uncle Grandpa Head Explodes And Uncle Grandpa Logo With A Cartoon Network Original Is Showing)
Hot Tub
Uncle Grandpa: Ahhhh, What A Sunny Day Of Summertime. So Relaxing And So Enjoyable. Right, Guys?
GRFT: (Roars)
Belly Bag And Pizza Steve: YEAH!
Mr. Gus: What Are You Guys Doing In The Hot Tub?
Uncle Grandpa: You See, Mr. Gus, It's Very Great For Having A Relaxation Techniques That We Can Do Of This Summer.
Mr. Gus: It's A Human, Uncle Grandpa!!!
Uncle Grandpa: Looks Like That's A Human Alright, Mr. Gus, Because You're A Dinosaur!
Mr. Gus: I Don't Wanna Be A Dinosaur, I Just Want To Get A Human Ones! Because... I'M AFRAID OF HOT TUBS!!
Pizza Steve: Well, Uncle G, I Guess You Can Go Change Mr. Gus To Human Now.
Uncle Grandpa: Okay, I Can Turn Me Into The He-Man. (Turns Into A He-Man) I Have The POWER!!!!
(Uncle Grandpa Zaps And Turns Mr. Gus To Human)
Uncle Grandpa: There We Go! So, How Did I Look, Mr. Gus?
Mr. Gus: Wait A Minute, This Is Humiliated.
Uncle Grandpa: Ooh, Look At The Human Arms And Feet. And You've Got No Tail.
Mr. Gus: What?!? Oh, That Really Is A Humiliated. I Can Go To The Hot Tub!
Uncle Grandpa: Here You Go, Human Gus, It's Time To Jump On The Hot Tub.
Mr. Gus: Oh, Mama, That Feels Good. (Human Gus Is Too Hot In The Hot Tub) AHHHH!!! WHY DOES IT HOT TUB... SO HOT?!?!?
Uncle Grandpa: Oh, Don't Worry About The Hot Tub, Human Gus. I Know Exactly What They Need.
Mr. Gus: (Gasps) Really?
Uncle Grandpa: Yes, Really. Cause I Know Just The Thing.
At The UG RV
Uncle Grandpa: Ta-Da! It's A Fancy Foods! Where The Foods Are Going Well.
Mr. Gus: That Hit The Spot.
Uncle Grandpa: Yeah, Human Gus. I Know. And Here's A Drink For You, Human Gus.
Mr. Gus: Thanks, Uncle Grandpa.
Uncle Grandpa: Thanks, Human Gus. Now Here's A Fact That It Was Great Eating At All Times. Let's Go Eat And Drink! GO!
(Human Gus Is Eating And Drinking As Fast As He Can In 1 Minute)
Mr. Gus: Ahhhh, Yeah, That Hit The Spot. I Feeling Better Already.
Uncle Grandpa: Oh Yeah, Human Gus. Looks Like It's Time To Eat Taco Hotdogaronia Burrito SUPREME!
(Human Gus Is Stuffed)
Mr. Gus: (Burps) Oooh! My Human Belly.
Uncle Grandpa: Well, Are You Full?
Mr. Gus: Yes, Uncle Grandpa.
(Human Gus Hears Stomach Growling)
Mr. Gus: What Was That?!?
Uncle Grandpa: It's Your Stomach!
(Human Gus Hears Stomach Growling Again)
Mr. Gus: Oh! I GOTTA GO TO THE BATHROOM RIGHT NOW!
Belly Bag: Well, Human Gus Went To The Bathroom With No Reason. Are You Okay, Human Gus?
Mr. Gus: I'm Peeing!
Uncle Grandpa: Wow. That Was A Real Boy Adventures. Right, Tiger?
GRFT: (Roars)
Uncle Grandpa: You're Right, Tiger. And That Means It's Real Boys Time!
At The City[]
(Real Boy Adventures Song In 2 Minutes And 45 Seconds)
At The UG RV[]
Uncle Grandpa: (Sighs) It Sure Is Taking A Good Care With Human Gus. Wasn't It, Guys?
Pizza Steve: Yeah, Uncle G. I Know.
Belly Bag: Well, If She Doesn't Like A Bad Luck, How Can We Find Something To Eat?
Uncle Grandpa: I Have No Idea What It Was Not Having A Bad Luck, Belly Bag. Here It Comes.
Mr. Gus: Oh Boy, A Fresh Food. My Favorite Meal! (Table Stomps At Human Gus Foot) OW! MY TOENAIL!!
Uncle Grandpa: (Offered) Are You Okay, Human Gus?
Mr. Gus: HOW CAN I HAVING A BAD LUCK?!? I Dee.. I Dee... I Dah... I Don't.. I Dee.. (Sobbing And Walks Away)
Uncle Grandpa: Poor Human Gus. Looks Like She Has A Bad Luck. He's Very Sad To Me.
(Crashing Sound)
Uncle Grandpa: What's That Noise Coming From?
Outside[]
Uncle Grandpa: (Gasps)
Aliens: (Laughs)
Uncle Grandpa: (Gasps) Aliens.
Alien: Okay, Let's Go Destroy The UG RV!
Uncle Grandpa: That's Absolutely Not Supposed To Happened!!
Pizza Steve: What Am I Gonna Do Now, Uncle G?
Uncle Grandpa: How Ever I Wished Human Gus Are Back Again!
Mr. Gus: Don't Worry, Uncle Grandpa, I'll Do It! YAAH!!
(Human Gus Punches Aliens)
(Human Gus Bites Alien)
Alien: YYOOOOOWWWW!!!!!
(Human Gus Punches All The Aliens)
Uncle Grandpa: Good Job, Human Gus! You Defeat All The Aliens!
Mr. Gus: Now You're Talking, Uncle Grandpa. Now That's What I'm Called...
(Human Gus Belly Beat Pat)
Human Gus: REAL BOY ADVENTURES!!!